OMG!!!! BRITNEY SPEARS IS PREGNANT!!!!!!
What's up Dicky? Today's honorary 21deadmonkey cadets are LEEME, Pete, and Damian. Your secret decoder rings are in the mail. Ha just kidding, only we get the super secret decoder rings of power. Suckas! Movin on to todays questions...
1. How was LTJ the other night?
Hoss: Which night kids? We hit up both Pontiac and Grand Rapids and both times were awesome beyond words. First off, all of the opening bands made me cry with their inability to separate themselves from any other pop-punk or screamo band except for Kane Hodder. Those guys tore it up. And the bass player wore a Man O War t-shirt, how freaking cool is that? Answer: very cool my friend. As for LTJ, all I can say is WOW! I mean can they get any better? Answer: Yes if they brought back Mr. Skull and play Econolodged. Truly they are the sons of gods. I could go on and on about how awesome they are but I think other people need to use this space.
Boston: The show in Pontiac was grrrrrrrrRRRREAT! They played tons of songs and all my faves. Plus the crowd was really into it, which is always a good thing. Maybe the only bad thing was when I got my face busted open in the pit. Even with a bloody nose and lip I refused to stop dancing. That's how good a show it was. Plus they played two new songs and talked about how ska they were. The next day in Grand Rapids, LTJ were super on. I didn't feel the crowd was as awesome as Pontiac, but that's ok they still rocked. And when Chris telling jokes both Hoss and I told the punchline at the same time as he did. He then pointed at us and said, "Yeah, that one's for you guys." We rock! As far as opening bands go Hidden in Plain View just plain suck. Seriously. They melted me with their suckness. Allister are that overly sugar-coated breakfast cereal thats not really good for you but you eat anyways. Kane Hodder were the big surprise. If you get a chance to see these guys live, do so. They rock! You will not regret it.
2. Are you ever going to announce winners for that Totally Hossome Contest?
Hoss: When we get merch to give out as prizes yes, until then no. I like to keep you all in suspense.
Boston: Yeah, basically what he said.
Ducky: Not to mention Hoss has to eat all those sandwiches. I mean if he doesn't do it who will?
3. So are you ever gonna get merch made?
Hoss: Are you ever gonna stop asking annoying questions?
The Baron: I HAVE MY CROWN AND FRILLED ROBE AND COOL SCEPTER AND A MONOCLE, SO IF NOT IT SUCKS TO BE YOU BECAUSE I AM SET!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ducky: Like you guys are gonna buy any of it anyways.
Boston: The deal with merch is every time we get shit together to do it, we suddenly run out of money. If you guys got any ideas, we're open to 'em.
4. Got milk?
Hoss: Who asks these questions?
The Baron: THE BARON DRINKS IT, BUT NOT OFTEN BECAUSE IT MAKES HIM ALL PHLEMMY!!!!!!!!!
Ducky: Yes, it's almost as tasty as beer.
Boston: As long as it's chocolate.
5. Is that really you guys on AIM?
Hoss: No, it is my evil clone from another dimension, Bizzaro Hoss.
The Baron: YES, BUT SOMETIMES I HAVE A DOOMBOT SIT IN WHEN I NEED TO GO EAT OR NOT TALK TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ducky: Yes, but you don't have my screen name so it doesn't matter.
Boston: Yes, unless Hoss signs on as me. Oh and The Baron's screen name is ryinsan. And I am not allowed to give Ducky Boy's out under penalty of a senseless beating.
off the train,