What's up Dicky? Today's magical numbers are Rude Boy Kris, Mike, and The Atomic Pelvis. Mucho thanks to them. Now let's get in to this.

1. Was Ducky Boy born with a hawk?

Hoss: I don't know if he came out of the womb with a trained bird of prey.
Ducky: What am I, Travis Barker's kid? NO!

2. How are these comics made?

Hoss: We force small children in foreign countries to draw for us for moon pies and penny-whistles.
The Baron: THEY ARE INSCRIBED ON A STONE CUBE THAT WEIGHS A THOUSAND TONS AND THEN WILLED ONTO THE COMPUTER BY A GIANT BRAIN FLOATING IN BBQ SAUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO CHILD LABOR BECAUSE WEBMASTER BRI IS FULL OF TINIER MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ducky: YES CHILD LABOR! Show me a better way and I'll use it.
Boston: Well, first someone has an idea. Then we all make fun of that person until the idea actually becomes somewhat plausible. Then I take a cheap piece of 11x17 printer paper and draw out the comic using col-erase pencils. Then I ink the piece using micron pens and sharpies and other no name cheap ass pens. Then I erase any heavy pencil lines. Then I drive over to Staples (which is a horrible place of child labor) and make a copy of the comic on 8 1/2x 14 paper. This costs seven cents if it's only three panels. Then I take the copy of the comic over to Webmaster Bri's house. There I beg and plead Webmaster Bri to update the site. After about a week, Webmaster Bri will scan the copy comic into his computer. He puts it together in photoshop. Sometimes, if the copy turned out crappy, he might go back in and do some touch ups. Meanwhile, I'll sit at home and wonder why the site hasn't been updated. I mean, I sent him the rant and the title. What's up with that? Then W.B. will update the site. Then everyone is happy because Robot Chicken is on.

3. Why doesn't 21DM.com have a forum? We the fans should be able to talk to one-another and give our feedback about the comics.

Boston: Did you see how the forum destroyed NN2S? Yeah, we're not falling for that one. We were however gonna set up a RSS Livejournal feed, but W.B. doesn't know how to set up a RSS feed. If anyone wants to help us out...

4. Why do straight-edgers get all pissed off when you just joke around a bit about them?

Hoss: I don't get upset when people joke around about it, then I rip off their face.
The Baron: BECAUSE THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU AND IT IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!
Ducky: I don't know, those jokes seem pretty damn funny when you're drunk.
Boston: I've never had that problem.

5. Where are you guys from?

Hoss: Our house in the middle of our street.
The Baron: NEW JERSEY!!!!!!!!!!
Ducky: Did anybody get Hoss's reference? I'm originally from Michigan, but now reside in Cleveland. And I am thinking of moving to Chicago. What can I say, MIDWEST REPRESENT!
Boston: Did you guys even bother to check the contact page? Michigan.

off the train,
mmr 21